Wednesday, January 21, 2009

When A Drink is Sometimes More Than it Seems

Lick and a Promise
serve in Highball Glass
1 1/2 oz Absolut Mandrin vodka
3/4 oz Cointreau orange liqueur
2 oz cranberry juice
1 splash orange juice
1 dash Midori melon liqueur

Pour the Absolut vodka, Cointreau, cranberry juice and orange juice into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Drizzle Midori melon liqueur on top, and serve.

Oral Sex on the Beach
serve in Highball Glass
1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 1/2 oz pineapple juice

Pour the vodka, peach schnapps, blue curacao and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a highball glass, and serve.

Panty Dropper
serve in Shot Glass
1/2 oz Stoli Razberi vodka
1/2 oz blueberry schnapps
1/2 oz cranberry juice

Pour Stoli raspberry vodka and blueberry schnapps into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Shake, pour into a shot glass, and serve.

Fuck Me Sideways
serve in Collins Glass
1 oz Smirnoff lemon vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz triple sec
4 oz grapefruit juice
1 oz orange juice

Pour the lemon vodka, peach schnapps and triple sec into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the juices, and stir vigorously. Top with extra grapefruit juice if desired, and serve.

A Short Trip To Hell
serve in Collins Glass
1 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur
2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz strawberry schnapps
2 oz wildberry schnapps
8 oz Red Bull energy drink

Shake Red Bull, peach, strawberry, and wild berry schnapps in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass. Then put Jagermeister into shot glass. Drop in the shot and drink.

Too bad I'm a simple Gin and Tonic girl...
What are some crazy names for mixed drinks that you've heard of? What's your favourite?

Recipes courtesy of


Kimber Chin said...

Back when I was drinking (I don't drink any more due to the hubby's religious beliefs), I was a Fuzzy Navel gal.

But I did enjoy a Horny Monk shot every once in a while.
0.75 oz Amaretto
1.5 oz Cognac
That's it. A simple yet belly warming shot.

Anonymous said...

THANKS! I have already forwarded this to my hubby so he can start making me yummy drinks!

J.K. Coi said...

I’m all for trying new things—including drinks, as long as I know what’s in them—but imagine stepping up to the bar and asking for some of these by name :)

J.K. Coi said...

Now there’s this one where you take a full pint of beer and then drop a shot glass full of amaretto into it and you have to chug it all down, but I forget what it’s called. Been a while since those college days, you know.

Shelley Munro said...

It's funny but I only ever drink cocktails when I'm on holiday. I'm normally a glass of wine girl or on a really hot day, I'll have a beer. These sound yummy though.

Amy Ruttan said...

Mmm those look so yummy.

Can't wait until I can partake in the summer after number 3 is out.

But obviously number 3 seems to think these are delicious as well because I have a huge craving now.

Maggie Robinson said...

I once had three Jamaican Me Crazys, and I thought I would die from the rum. Very tasty, but very dangerous. I ordered them at a casino swimming pool and have no idea what was in them, but it was a wonder I didn't drown.